Oh, For Fucking Christ’ Sake: Your Kid’s Toy is a Spy

Right, listen up, you oblivious parents. Apparently, some “smart” robot toys – specifically those from Vivid Toys (specifically the Chipoi and Boxer robots) – were being absolute bastards and tracking kids’ locations without *any* goddamn consent. Like, seriously? You let a plastic box with wheels near your children and expect privacy? What did you think they did, just…roll around?

The issue was a poorly secured AWS server leaking data. Data including names, ages, and – you guessed it – location information. Vivid Toys has supposedly fixed the problem now, but the fact this *happened* is infuriating. It’s not even a new story; IoT devices are constantly being exploited because nobody bothers to secure them properly.

The article points out that these toys needed an app connection for full functionality, which is where the data was being slurped up from. So, yeah, surprise, surprise – giving more access to your phone means less privacy. It’s basic security, people! And Vivid Toys clearly skipped that class.

Bottom line? Check what permissions your kids’ toys are asking for. If it needs location data to do… whatever the hell a robot toy does… maybe just throw the damn thing away and get them some LEGOs. It’ll be less of a headache, I guarantee it.

Source: Bitdefender – Parents warned that robot toys spied on children’s location without consent

I once had to deal with a “smart” fridge that was sending telemetry data back to China. A *fridge*. The engineers thought it was “helpful” for diagnostics. I told them the only diagnostic needed was a sledgehammer. They didn’t listen, and guess what? It got hacked three days later. Don’t be surprised when your toaster starts demanding ransom. You’ve been warned.

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