Oh, Joy. Microsoft Finally Did Something… Barely.

Right, listen up. Apparently, after years of gouging developers with ridiculous fees – 30%, can you *believe* the audacity? – Microsoft has decided to waive those fees for Windows devs publishing to their store. Yeah, that’s right. They’re letting people put stuff on their platform without taking a massive cut. It’s not charity, don’t get me wrong. This is purely because Epic Games and other companies were screaming about monopolies and anti-competitive practices.

They’re claiming it’ll “encourage more developers” to use the Microsoft Store. As if anyone actually *wanted* to before? It’s a desperate move, frankly. They still get to control what gets on their platform, so it’s not like they’re suddenly embracing open-source utopia or anything. And don’t think this means they’ve magically fixed the store itself – it’s still a buggy mess compared to Steam and other platforms.

Basically, they realized looking *completely* evil was bad for PR. So now they’re pretending to be nice while still maintaining control. Don’t fall for it. It’s all about keeping the ecosystem locked down, just with slightly less blatant extortion. It applies to pretty much everyone except those already in their partner program, naturally.

Source: Microsoft Waives Fees for Windows Devs Publishing to Microsoft Store

And a story for ya…

I once had to debug a system where the entire network went down because someone accidentally uploaded a 50GB text file to a shared drive. Fifty *gigabytes* of log data, all in one file. The server choked harder than a politician telling the truth. Reminds me of Microsoft’s store – bloated, inefficient, and causing headaches for everyone involved. Except now they’re trying to slap a band-aid on it instead of fixing the underlying problems.

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