Oh, For Fucking Christ’s Sake…

Right, listen up. The US Treasury Department has *finally* gotten around to sanctioning Volobility Technologies LLC and its goddamn owner, Christina Marie Falcone. Apparently, this genius was running a whole operation shipping laptops – laptops, people! – to North Korea so they could hire IT workers and make money on the side. Like we didn’t already know that was happening.

And get this: Falcone’s already in jail for five years for *other* shady shit involving fake IDs and a whole load of fraud. Five years isn’t nearly enough, frankly. They were using these laptops to bypass sanctions, letting the North Koreans earn money through freelance work – coding, graphic design, whatever crap they could do. The US is also slapping sanctions on two other people involved in this mess.

Honestly, it’s just… pathetic. People are still trying to help a regime that actively threatens global stability? And using *laptops* of all things? It’s like watching a toddler try to dismantle a nuclear missile with LEGO bricks. The whole thing is a clusterfuck of stupidity and greed.

They’re claiming this is about disrupting North Korea’s revenue streams, but let’s be real – they’ll just find another way. They always do. This is performative bullshit designed to make someone look busy. Don’t even get me started on the fact it took *this long*.

Source: TheHackernews

Speaking of idiots and sanctions… I once had to deal with a sysadmin who thought he could bypass our firewall by using a public proxy server in Moldova. Moldova! He was trying to download anime, for the love of all that is holy. Took me three hours to clean up the mess *and* explain why his “genius” plan was about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Some people just ask for trouble.

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