Seriously? TechCrunch Needs *More* People

Oh, joy. As if the endless parade of overhyped startups wasn’t enough, TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is happening again in San Francisco (October 1-3rd, mark your calendars for maximum annoyance). And guess what they need? Not more investors with actual money, oh no. They need *volunteers*. Apparently running a conference full of people trying to convince others their vaporware is the next big thing requires an army of suckers… I mean, enthusiastic helpers.

They’re dangling “hands-on experience” like some pathetic carrot, promising access to sessions and networking. Networking with *who*, exactly? People desperately pitching ideas they haven’t thought through? Don’t expect a paycheck, though; this is purely for the privilege of fetching coffee and probably dealing with entitled founders who think their idea justifies basic human decency being withheld. They even have different “tracks” of volunteering – because apparently there are varying levels of misery you can sign up for.

If you’re a student or just enjoy pointless stress, go ahead. Knock yourself out. Just don’t come crying to me when you realize you spent your valuable time supporting the hype machine. The deadline is September 29th, so get your applications in before they fill up with other desperate souls.

Honestly, it’s just… pathetic. They make millions off this stuff and can’t afford to pay people a living wage to help run it? Get real.

Link to the original article (if you *must* read more)

Speaking of free labor, I once had a sysadmin try to convince me that “exposure” was sufficient compensation for fixing a critical server outage on Christmas Eve. I told him exactly where he could stick his exposure and remotely rebooted the system from my couch while enjoying eggnog. Some things never change.

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