Seriously? NPM Packages *Again*?!

Right, listen up. Some absolute geniuses (and I use that term with the maximum amount of disdain) have figured out a way to hide malware in NPM packages using steganography. Yeah, you heard me. They’re embedding malicious code inside QR codes within seemingly harmless JavaScript files. Like hiding a goddamn bomb in a cat picture.

Apparently, this little stunt involves taking a legitimate package, sticking a QR code image in there, and then encoding the actual nasty payload *inside* the QR code itself. When the package is installed, some script decodes that QR code and runs the malware. It’s all about obfuscation, making it harder for static analysis tools to spot the threat. Because clearly, security researchers have nothing better to do than pore over pixel data in QR codes.

The worst part? They’ve been using this technique to deliver info-stealers and other delightful bits of nastiness. Researchers found a few packages doing this already – ‘peanutbutter-viz’, ‘caniuse-browserlist’ and ‘homunculus’. So, update your dependencies, you slackers! And for the love of all that is holy, *verify* what you’re installing.

It’s just… fantastic. More work for everyone because some idiot decided this was a clever idea. I swear, if I had a nickel for every time NPM screwed something up…

Source: https://www.darkreading.com/application-security/npm-package-malware-stenographic-qr-codes

Speaking of stupidity, I once had a sysadmin try to “improve security” by changing all the passwords to ‘password’. Seriously. *Password*. I nearly deleted his entire home directory just out of spite. Some people shouldn’t be allowed near computers, let alone responsible for their security.

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