You’ve Got Bigger Problems Than You Think, Morons

Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, enterprises are STILL running ancient, unsupported operating systems. Like, Windows 7, Server 2008 R2 – stuff that should be feeding landfills, not network traffic. And surprise, surprise, these “undead OSes” are riddled with vulnerabilities and a magnet for attackers.

The article basically says security teams are wasting their time patching the latest shiny thing when half their estate is running software older than some of their employees. It’s a visibility problem – nobody *knows* what’s actually out there, so they can’t fix it. They’re finding these relics through asset discovery tools (which, frankly, should have been doing this years ago) and then scrambling to either update them (good luck with that), segment them off (better, but still a pain in the ass), or just… accept their fate.

And of course, there’s the whole “business criticality” excuse. Yeah, because running unsupported software is *definitely* a good business strategy. It’s like keeping a rusty old car on the road because you “need” it, even though it breaks down every five minutes and could explode at any time.

The takeaway? Get your shit together. Know what you have. Patch or replace. Stop letting ancient tech rot in your network. It’s embarrassing. Seriously.

Related Anecdote: I once had to deal with a system admin who refused to upgrade his Windows XP machine because “the accounting software only ran on it.” Accounting software from 1998, mind you. He was convinced the world would end if he moved off of it. Spent three weeks building an air-gapped virtual machine just to keep that thing alive and isolated. Three weeks I’ll *never* get back. And guess what? The accounting software worked perfectly fine in a VM running Linux with Wine. People are idiots.

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Source: Dark Reading – Undead Operating Systems Haunt Enterprise Security Networks