Oh, For Fucking Christ’ Sake: Another One.

Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Ukraine’s CERT-UA is flapping its gums about a new backdoor called CABINETRAT being shoved into compromised systems via Signal messages. Yeah, Signal. Like that’s not enough of a disaster already. Some poor sods are getting ZIP files – surprise! – and opening them. Inside? Malicious XLL add-ins for Microsoft Excel. Because who *doesn’t* trust random Excel files from strangers on encrypted messaging apps?

This CABINETRAT thing is basically remote access trojan (RAT) functionality, letting the attackers steal documents, run commands, and generally wreak havoc. They’re using it to target government entities, defense industry folks – you know, important stuff. The whole operation’s been going on since at least late 2023, but they only noticed *now*. Fantastic security awareness training, I presume.

The attackers are sloppy enough to leave identifiable infrastructure in place (Russian IP addresses, naturally), so attribution isn’t exactly rocket science. They’re using a whole heap of techniques – document exploitation, scheduled tasks, persistence mechanisms… the usual garbage. It’s all pretty standard stuff, honestly. Just more proof that people will click on *anything*.

They’ve linked it to UNC4990, which is just another fancy name for some state-sponsored assholes trying to cause trouble. So yeah, patch your systems, don’t open suspicious files, and maybe consider not using Excel at all. It’s a festering pit of vulnerabilities.

Source: Ukraine Warns of CABINETRAT Backdoor + XLL Add-ins Spread via Signal ZIPs

Speaking of people clicking on things, I once had a sysadmin who thought a popup saying “Your computer is infected with 50 viruses! Click here to remove them!” was legitimate. I swear, some days I think humanity deserves whatever’s coming to it.

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