Seriously? More Android Shite.

Right, so apparently some clowns in the UAE are slinging spyware at people via… wait for it… legitimate-looking apps. Like anyone trusts an app these days anyway? They’re calling this mess “Monarch,” and it’s got a whole suite of nasty capabilities: stealing your SMS messages (because *that’s* not creepy), grabbing location data, hoovering up call logs, and generally just being a massive privacy violation. It uses some clever obfuscation to hide itself – because apparently these guys aren’t content with just being annoying, they gotta be sneaky about it too.

The worst part? They’re using actual app developers as unwitting mules. Compromising legitimate apps and injecting their garbage code. It’s a supply chain attack, which means even if *you* are careful, some idiot somewhere else can screw you over. Fantastic. Google Play Protect supposedly caught some of it, but let’s be real – that thing is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

Researchers at Lookout found this crap and are warning everyone. But honestly? If you’re using Android, you’re already living dangerously. Don’t come crying to me when your phone turns into a surveillance device. You were warned. Repeatedly.

Source: Android Spyware in the UAE Masquerades as… Spyware

Speaking of crap apps, I once had to debug a system where someone installed a “free battery saver” app that was actually just a keylogger. Took me three days and an ungodly amount of caffeine to find it. Three days! And the user? Still using it because “it makes my phone last longer.” Some people are beyond help, I swear.

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