ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns.

Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out for them. ShinyHunters – yeah, the same bunch of script kiddies who couldn’t code their way out of a wet paper bag – have started dumping data stolen from multiple Salesforce customers. Multiple. As in, more than one. Shocking, I know.

They’ve been bragging about this for *weeks*, offering samples on their shitty little leak site. We’re talking names, emails, phone numbers… the usual crap that companies should have secured properly in the first place. Apparently, they hit organizations using older, vulnerable versions of Salesforce products – like leaving your front door unlocked and then whining when someone walks in.

Salesforce is, predictably, “aware” and “working with customers.” Translation: They’re scrambling to contain the fallout from their own negligence. And these morons are demanding ransom, naturally. Because why bother actually *using* your skills for something productive?

The leaks started small, but they’re threatening more if people don’t pay up. Honestly, just patch your systems and stop being so bloody careless! It’s not rocket science. This whole thing is a testament to how utterly pathetic security practices are at some of these places.

Seriously, I deal with quantum entanglement for breakfast and *these* guys are causing headaches. Unbelievable.

Source: ShinyHunters starts leaking data stolen in Salesforce attacks

Speaking of incompetence, I once had to debug a system where someone used hardcoded passwords. *Hardcoded*. In production. I swear, sometimes I think humanity is actively trying to prove my cynicism correct. And these ShinyHunters? They’re just reinforcing the point.

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