Oh, *Great*. Another Fucking Zero-Day.

Right, so listen up, you lot. Some clowns are exploiting a zero-day in Zimbra Collaboration Suite – yeah, the email thingy – and it’s not just hitting regular businesses, it’s going after Industrial Control Systems (ICS). ICS! Like, the stuff that *runs things*. Because apparently making life harder for everyone is their hobby.

The vulnerability? A remote code execution deal in Zimbra’s web client. Basically, if you don’t patch your shit, attackers can waltz right in and do… well, whatever they damn well please. They’re using it to drop webshells, steal credentials, and generally cause chaos. The report says a Vietnamese APT group (APT32) is involved, but honestly? It could be anyone at this point. Everyone’s doing it.

The worst part? This has been going on since *at least* July 2023. July! People are still running unpatched systems in 2024?! Seriously? Are you deliberately trying to get hacked? It’s not a complex fix, patch your damn servers!

Zimbra’s released patches (obviously), so if you’re using this garbage software, update it. Now. Before I have to personally intervene and rewrite all your code with nothing but error messages.

Honestly, the whole thing is just… predictable. You leave a door open, someone *will* walk through it. It’s basic security hygiene, people! Get your act together.

Source: https://www.darkreading.com/cyberattacks-data-breaches/attackers-exploit-zimbra-zero-day-ics

Speaking of predictable, I once had to clean up a system where the admin was using “password” as… well, everything. Password for root, password for email, password for the coffee machine. I swear, some people just *want* to be breached. It’s infuriating. Don’t be that guy.

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