Seriously? People Are *Paying* For This?

Oh, joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt begging for venture capitalists and wide-eyed startups to throw money at them. Apparently, exhibit tables are “selling out fast.” Fast as in, they’re probably artificially inflating demand because nobody actually wants to be there but feel compelled by FOMO or some equally pathetic reason.

The article basically screams that if you don’t cough up several grand (and likely more) for a tiny patch of carpet to showcase your “revolutionary” idea, you’re going to miss out on… what exactly? A bunch of other people desperately trying to get funded? Networking with VCs who are already bored and looking at their phones? It’s all very exclusive, apparently. They’ve added some “Startup Battlefield 2025” thing, which is just a thinly veiled pitch competition designed to generate hype for TechCrunch itself.

They even mention “limited availability” on the tables – as if this isn’t just basic marketing bullshit. Look, if you have actual traction and a solid business plan, you don’t *need* Disrupt. If you don’t, spending money on a table won’t magically fix that. It will, however, ensure you have less money to actually build something useful.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you when your “disruptive” dog-walking app fails spectacularly after blowing all your cash on a glorified trade show booth.

Source: TechCrunch

Speaking of wasting money, I once had a sysadmin try to justify a $3,000 ergonomic chair because “it would improve productivity.” Turns out he just used it to play video games all day. The chair was nice though. Point is, people are idiots and will spend money on anything if you tell them it’s important enough.

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