Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities?

Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month’s patch Tuesday is a goddamn mess of 76 vulnerabilities. SEVENTY-SIX! Like they don’t have enough people getting paid to test this crap?

The worst of it, as if there *isn’t* a worst of it, is a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) bug in the Windows Graphics Component. Meaning some script kiddie can probably own your system just by showing you a pretty picture. Fantastic. There’s also a bunch of stuff in Exchange Server – because why fix things properly when you can just keep slapping bandages on a gaping wound? And, naturally, there’s a heap of elevation-of-privilege nonsense.

They claim they’ve addressed these issues, but honestly? I’ll believe it when my systems aren’t constantly screaming at me about needing another reboot. Patch. Reboot. Repeat. It’s the circle of corporate IT hell. And don’t even *think* about asking me to prioritize this over actually keeping things running.

Oh, and they’re pushing for more adoption of Extended Validation Certificates (EVCs). Great idea, guys. More work for everyone. Like we don’t have enough on our plates already.

Just… go patch your systems. I swear, if I see another compromised machine because someone was too lazy to update, heads will roll. Metaphorically, of course. Mostly.

Source: SANS ISC Diary – You’ve Been Warned

Anecdote: Back in ’08, I had a user who refused to update their Flash Player because “it slowed down her games.” Two weeks later, she got hit with Conficker. Two *weeks*. I spent the next 72 hours rebuilding her machine and explaining why ignoring security warnings is a monumentally stupid idea. Don’t be that user.

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