Seriously? *Another* Data Storage Startup?

Right. So some clowns calling themselves “Subspace” think they can dethrone AWS, Google Cloud and Azure with… distributed storage. Groundbreaking. Apparently, they’ve raised $25M to let you use other people’s hard drives. Like that hasn’t been tried a million times before. They’re promising cheaper prices and better performance by, get this, incentivizing folks to rent out their unused space. Yeah, because everyone trusts random internet strangers with their precious data. What could *possibly* go wrong?

They’re targeting “developers” – the same ones who think writing another JavaScript framework is a good idea – and are starting with object storage. Because that’s not crowded enough already. They claim to be faster than S3, which, honestly, I’ll believe when I see it. And they’ve got some fancy erasure coding mumbo jumbo to protect against drive failures. Oh joy.

The whole thing reeks of “we have a clever idea that ignores all the logistical nightmares of actually running a reliable storage service.” They’re banking on this “decentralized” model being more resilient, but I’m betting on it being a colossal pain in the ass to debug when things inevitably go sideways. And don’t even get me started on security. Seriously, *don’t*.

Look, if you want cheap storage, use tape. It’s slower, sure, but at least you know where the problems are going to be – the damn tape drive itself. This? This is just asking for trouble.

Link: https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/09/this-distributed-data-storage-startup-wants-to-take-on-big-cloud/

Speaking of unreliable storage, I once had a sysadmin try to save costs by using a network share on his *home* machine as a backup server. Lost the entire database when his kid downloaded 3 terabytes of anime. Three. Terabytes. The look on his face… priceless. This Subspace thing feels like that, but with more venture capital and a lot more potential for disaster.

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