Deal Registration: Seriously?

Oh, fantastic. Another pointless bureaucratic hoop for vendors and partners to jump through. Deal registration, as if we don’t have enough crap to deal with, is basically a system where partners tell the vendor “Hey, we’re going after this customer.” The idea, apparently, is to avoid stepping on each other’s toes and ensure everyone gets their commission… or whatever pathetic scraps they deem appropriate.

It’s supposed to protect margins, give priority to those who do the legwork (read: actually *sell* things), and provide some marketing funds. But let’s be real – it usually just means more paperwork, endless disputes over who “registered” first, and a whole lot of wasted time that could be spent, you know, selling. Vendors use it to control the channel, partners begrudgingly do it because they *have* to if they want any support at all. It’s a power play disguised as ‘partner enablement’.

There are different types – first-win, first-notify, etc. Doesn’t matter. They all suck equally. And don’t even get me started on the “deal desk” people who have to adjudicate these things. They’re usually fresh out of college and think they know everything about sales because they read a blog post.

Bottom line? It’s a necessary evil, apparently. But mostly it’s just evil.

Source: TechTarget – Because someone has to explain this garbage

And Another Thing…

I once saw a deal registration dispute escalate into a full-blown screaming match at a partner conference, all over a $500 software license. $500! Grown adults yelling about five hundred goddamn dollars. It was glorious, honestly. Reminded me of vultures fighting over carrion. That’s what this whole process boils down to.

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