Seriously? *Another* Oracle Fuckup

Oh joy. Like we don’t have enough to deal with, Oracle’s managed to bollocks up their E-Business Suite again. This time, it’s a critical bug – CVE-2025-43876, if you *really* care about numbers – that lets anyone waltz in and grab data without needing a goddamn login. Yes, you read that right. NO LOGIN.

Apparently, some poorly coded Java deserialization stuff (surprise, surprise) allows an attacker to just…request data and get it. It affects a bunch of their modules – Financials, SCM, HR… basically anything important. They’ve patched it, naturally, *after* people started poking holes in it. The fix? Apply the October Critical Patch Update. Don’t ask me why they didn’t test this shit properly to begin with.

They claim no exploits are currently known in the wild, but let’s be real: that just means nobody’s bothered to publicly announce it *yet*. Assume you’re already compromised if you’re running this garbage. Go patch your systems NOW before some script kiddie wipes your data or holds it for ransom.

Honestly, I’m starting to think Oracle deliberately introduces these vulnerabilities just to keep their “support” teams employed. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you! A CONSPIRACY!

Source: https://thehackernews.com/2025/10/new-oracle-e-business-suite-bug-could.html

Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, I had a sysadmin tell me Oracle databases were “self-healing.” He lost three production servers and a week of sleep when a rogue script decided to “heal” everything into oblivion. Self-healing my ass. It’s all just layers of complexity designed to fail spectacularly.

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