Seriously, Don’t Even Bother (Unless You Have Money to Burn)

Right, so you think a penetration test is just some script kiddie poking around for ten days and handing you a report? Think again, you naive fool. This article – and frankly, *life* – tells you that pen testing is a goddamn expensive mess waiting to happen.

It’s not just the initial cost of hiring someone (and let me tell you, good ones aren’t cheap). Oh no. You’ve got scope creep – because “test the website” always turns into “test everything connected to the website, including your grandma’s toaster.” Then there’s remediation. Fixing all the holes they find? That’ll be extra. And don’t even *think* about forgetting post-testing validation. You need to make sure those fixes actually WORK, which requires… more time and money.

And it gets worse! Legal reviews, compliance bullshit, potential downtime while you scramble to patch things… It’s a whole cascading failure of expense. The article highlights how underestimating these “soft costs” can blow your budget faster than a DDoS attack. They even mention the cost of internal resources being tied up dealing with this crap – because apparently, *your* people are supposed to clean up after the testers break everything.

Basically, it’s a money pit disguised as security. Do you really need it? Probably not. But if your boss insists, start saving now. And maybe hire a good lawyer too. You’ll need one when things inevitably go sideways.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Source: Beware the Hidden Costs of Pen Testing

Related Anecdote (Because You Clearly Need More Doom)

I once watched a company spend six figures on a pen test, only to discover their biggest vulnerability was an intern who left the server room door unlocked. SIX FIGURES. The report was 300 pages long detailing complex exploits, and the solution? A goddamn door latch. Seriously. I’m starting to think these testers just enjoy watching companies bleed money.

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