27 Malicious NPM Packages – Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things

So guess what, another bloody week, another pile of malicious npm packages screwing with developers’ lives. Some delightful cyber-shitlords uploaded *27* corrupted npm packages that weren’t just your typical “oops I stole your Bitcoin” nonsense — no, these bastards decided to build entire phishing infrastructure with them. Because who doesn’t want their software tools moonlighting as scam factories, right?

These npm “packages” were acting as front lines for some phishing campaign brilliance — hosting fake login pages, stealing creds faster than a caffeinated raccoon, and spreading malicious payloads everywhere. Apparently the attackers thought, “Hmm, hosting phishing kits is hard work… let’s just piggyback off npm since no one’s actually watching!” And the worst part? They bloody well got away with it for a while. Because, of course, nobody checks dependencies until half the internet catches fire.

The lazy gits behind this were using automation and obfuscation to make their crap look legit, even borrowing names from actual popular packages. Classic trick. Meanwhile, poor developers trying to npm install something harmless like “email-helper” end up unknowingly helping some script kiddie in their mom’s basement steal bank logins. Smooth as hell.

And npm? Yeah, they pulled the packages after the fact — heroic. Locking the barn door after the data-guzzling horses have bolted is what passes for “security” these days. Developers everywhere now need to double-check every damn dependency they use, because apparently trust is for idiots and masochists.

Moral of the story? Don’t trust anyone, not even that adorable open-source project you cloned last night. Audit your packages like your life depends on it — because it bloody well might. The only thing you can really count on anymore is that someone, somewhere, is trying to turn your npm install into a phishing empire.

Source: https://thehackernews.com/2025/12/27-malicious-npm-packages-used-as.html

Reminds me of the time I found a junior dev who thought `sudo npm install` was a good idea. He now works in “customer success.” I, on the other hand, remain the only reliable bastard in the machine room.

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