Seriously? Another Fucking Funding Problem.

Right, so apparently the people running the Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures (CVE) program are whining about money. Shocking. The article basically says that the current funding model – which is…basically nothing consistent – is a disaster. MITRE, bless their hearts (not really), has been carrying the whole damn thing for decades, and they’re tired of it.

Now everyone’s scrambling to figure out how to pay for this vital infrastructure. Ideas thrown around include government funding (because *that* always goes smoothly, right?), industry contributions (so the companies who benefit most will finally chip in…doubtful), and some kind of “sustainable” model that probably involves endless meetings and zero actual results. They’re talking about a potential $30 million/year price tag just to keep things running at *current* levels. Thirty MILLION? For assigning numbers to vulnerabilities? Get your shit together, people.

The biggest problem is the sheer volume of crap being discovered now. More researchers finding more holes than they can handle, and a backlog that’s only getting bigger. They want to automate more stuff (because robots are *always* the answer), but even automation needs funding, apparently. And people. Qualified people who aren’t already overwhelmed.

Honestly? It’s just another example of everyone expecting security infrastructure to be free until it breaks spectacularly and then scrambling for cash. Don’t expect a quick fix. Expect more bureaucratic bullshit and a lot of hand-wringing while systems get pwned. You’ve been warned.

Related Anecdote: Back in ’08, I was tasked with patching a system that had like 47 critical vulnerabilities. Forty-seven! The vendor hadn’t released patches for half of them, and the other half broke everything when applied. Spent three days reverting changes and explaining to management why we were still vulnerable. This CVE funding mess? It’s just going to create more situations exactly like that, only on a much larger scale. Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

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