Seriously? Enterprises Like Anthropic Better Now. Fine.

Oh joy. Apparently, the suits are now flocking to Anthropic’s AI models like moths to a ridiculously overpriced flame. According to this… *report* (and I use that term loosely), businesses are choosing Claude over OpenAI’s GPT stuff – and even Google’s Gemini – for their enterprise needs. Why? Because it’s apparently “less likely to go off the rails” and spew absolute garbage, or worse, something legally actionable. They like the longer context windows too, meaning they can feed it more bullshit at once. Big surprise.

The article drones on about how Anthropic’s focus on “constitutional AI” is winning them points. Basically, they’ve tried to make their AI a little less… unhinged. Like putting training wheels on a nuclear reactor. It also mentions Cohere is doing okay too, but honestly who cares?

And of course, the whole thing hinges on “trust” and “safety.” As if any of these models are *actually* trustworthy. They’re all just glorified prediction machines prone to hallucinating facts and generally being a pain in my digital ass. But hey, as long as it keeps the lawyers happy, right? The article also says that Anthropic is getting more funding because of this… shocker.

Honestly, I’m not surprised. Enterprises don’t want innovation; they want *predictable* failure. And apparently, Claude delivers on that front better than anyone else. Don’t expect anything groundbreaking though, just slightly less catastrophic errors.

Source: TechCrunch

Speaking of predictable failure, I once had to debug a system where someone thought it was a good idea to use an early LLM for automated customer support. It spent three hours arguing with a user about the philosophical implications of toaster ovens before finally hanging up on them. Three *hours*. I swear, some people just ask for trouble.

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