Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Attack Vector

Oh look, what a complete fucking surprise. The wankers over in Threat Actor Land™ have cooked up yet another way to turn your average Monday-morning user into a walking, talking ransomware distribution node. This time they’re calling it “ClickFix,” which is about as accurate as calling a colonoscopy a “gentle tickle.”

Here’s how this fresh pile of digital shit works: some muppet browses to a compromised website and gets a fakeass browser update notification. Because users have the survival instincts of a lemming with a death wish, they click the “fix” button which—SHOCKER—isn’t a fix at all. Instead, it copies a malicious command to their clipboard. Then Windows’ own “Run” dialog helpfully executes this turd sandwich via RunDLL32, because apparently Microsoft’s security model is just fucking decorative at this point.

But wait, it gets better. These clever bastards are now abusing nslookup to pull their PowerShell payload from DNS TXT records. That’s right, they’re using the same tool network admins use for troubleshooting to download fucking malware. It’s like watching someone rob a bank using nothing but a polite letter and the bank manager’s own pen. The command decodes some base64 gibberish and uses nslookup to query attacker-controlled domains for the actual payload, which is hidden in DNS responses. Because why use HTTP like a normal criminal when you can be a pretentious twat about it?

This DNS-based bullshit makes it more “stealthy,” bypassing your average shitty security stack that can’t tell the difference between legitimate DNS queries and “please send me ransomware.exe” disguised as DNS traffic. The campaign’s being run by those lovely folks at TA571 and ClearFake, who apparently woke up one morning and thought, “You know what? Stealing money just isn’t evil enough. Let’s make their infrastructure do the fucking macarena first.”

It ultimately drops Cobalt Strike, which is basically a “welcome” mat for every ransomware group on the planet. Microsoft recently disabled MSIX handlers by default after similar attacks, to which I say: great, you’ve locked the front door while these wankers are already waltzing through the fucking window with a ladder.

The tl;dr? Your users will click anything, attackers are getting more irritatingly creative, and your DNS logs are now basically a shopping list for threat actors. Sleep well.

Read the original article here: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-clickfix-attack-abuses-nslookup-to-retrieve-powershell-payload-via-dns/

Related anecdote: Had a user call me last week complaining their computer was “acting weird” after they “fixed” a browser error. I asked what they did. They said, “I just copied and pasted what the website told me to, like you always say to do!” First of all, I never said that. Second, I told them the fix was simple—unplug the machine, take it to the roof, and introduce it to gravity. They said that seemed extreme. I said “extreme” was the antivirus I just watched their “fix” uninstall. They’re now using a etch-a-sketch for productivity. It’s more secure.

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