Another Day, Another Shitstorm: VS Code Extensions Turn Your IDE Into a Fucking Malware Playground

Oh for fuck’s sake. While you lot were busy rubber-stamping every goddamn extension that promises to “10x your productivity”—which is corporate-speak for “turn you into an even more incompetent code monkey”—some poor security researchers actually did their job and found critical vulnerabilities in four of your precious VS Code toys. Combined install count? Over 125 million. That’s 125 million potential digital tire fires, you absolute muppets.

The extensions in question are the usual suspects: the Python extension (because apparently remembering import statements is too much cognitive load), Prettier (for developers who can’t be arsed to learn basic formatting), Jupyter (so data scientists can continue their crusade against reproducible research), and some bullshit utility extension that everyone installs because “everyone else has it.” Each one is about as secure as a Windows XP machine connected directly to the internet in 2006.

The vulnerabilities themselves? A greatest hits album of security fuckups. We’ve got remote code execution—because why wouldn’t you let a syntax highlighter execute arbitrary binaries? Supply chain poisoning that lets attackers inject malicious code into your precious little development environment. And my personal favorite: token exfiltration, which siphons off your API keys and credentials like a digital vampire. The researchers probably needed therapy after discovering how many developers treat “extension permissions” like the Terms of Service on porn sites.

The responsible disclosure timeline reads like a comedy of errors. The security team found these flaws months ago, notified the extension maintainers—who initially responded with the digital equivalent of “huh?”—and then spent weeks watching them fumble around like interns trying to fix a production database with root access. Miraculously, patches have finally been pushed, because even the permanently clueless can sometimes find their own arse with both hands and a map.

So what should you do? Well, if I have to tell you, you’re already part of the problem. But fine: UPDATE YOUR FUCKING EXTENSIONS. Yes, close those 47 Stack Overflow tabs you keep “for reference,” click the update button, and maybe—just maybe—spend five minutes reviewing what permissions you’ve granted these digital parasites. Better yet, uninstall half of them and learn to use the goddamn command line like a proper adult. But we both know you won’t. You’ll just click “Update All,” mutter something about “devsecops,” and go back to copying code from r/javascript.

https://thehackernews.com/2026/02/critical-flaws-found-in-four-vs-code.html

A developer came to me last week, crying that their machine was “acting weird.” Turns out they’d installed an extension called “Super AI Code Generator 3000” that promised to write all their code for them. Now their laptop is running hot enough to melt the polar ice caps and their GitHub account is starring repositories in Cyrillic. I told them to read the permissions manifest. They said, and I quote, “I thought ‘full file system access’ was normal.” I wept for the future of our species. Then I banned them from the VPN.

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