Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Fucked

So some bright spark researchers finally did what the rest of us have been screaming about while management wanked off to PowerPoint slides: they proved that AI models are vulnerable at every single fucking layer of the stack. No shit, Sherlock. It’s almost like rushing to deploy half-baked technology without security considerations was a bad idea.

The supply chain layer is where the real fun begins. You’ve got poisoned datasets, backdoored models, and vulnerable third-party dependencies all having a merry circle-jerk. Download a pre-trained model from Hugging Face? Might as well be downloading malware from The Pirate Bay. That “trusted” dataset? Probably full of cleverly crafted poison samples that’ll make your shiny AI model shit itself sideways when it sees the trigger word “banana” or whatever the fuck the attacker chose.

Then there’s the model layer itself. Prompt injection attacks, data poisoning, model inversion – it’s like a goddamn all-you-can-eat buffet of vulnerabilities. Want to extract sensitive training data? Go right ahead, the model’s practically screaming it out. Think your fine-tuned model is secure? One carefully crafted input and it’s blabbering out credit card numbers like a drunk accountant at an office party.

The system/application layer is where developers really earn their “complete fucking moron” badges. They integrate these models into applications with all the security consideration of a lemming on amphetamines. Improper access controls, no input validation, and trusting model outputs like they’re gospel. Surprise! Your chatbot just gave a user step-by-step instructions on how to build a pipe bomb because nobody bothered to sanitise the fucking output.

Finally, the runtime layer. Adversarial attacks that make your computer vision model think a stop sign is a speed limit sign. Model extraction attacks where someone steals your precious model you spent millions training. It’s like leaving your car unlocked in a bad neighbourhood with the keys in the ignition and a “PLEASE STEAL ME” sign on the windshield.

The industry is making the exact same mistakes we made with early cloud and web applications. Slap “AI” on something and suddenly due diligence goes out the window along with basic fucking common sense. The solution? Defense in depth, continuous monitoring, and not trusting anything – including the models, the data, the developers, and especially the vendors promising “enterprise-grade security” while their product leaks like a sieve.

Read the full article here: https://www.darkreading.com/application-security/lessons-ai-hacking-model-every-layer-risky

Had a marketing drone last week demanding I deploy their new AI chatbot to production. I asked about security testing. They said “it’s GPT-4 based, it’s bulletproof!” So I sandboxed it and watched. Within an hour, some script kiddie had prompt-injected it into revealing our internal org chart, customer PII, and the CFO’s browser history. Showed management the logs. They said “just add a filter.” I said “it’s not a fucking swear jar, you morons, the entire model’s compromised.” They deployed it anyway. It’s been leaking data for three days and they still haven’t noticed. I’m just sitting here, logging everything for the inevitable lawsuit.

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