Oh, For Fucking Christ’s Sake: CL-STA-0969

Right, listen up. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they’re calling themselves CL-STA-0969, because apparently naming things with numbers is *super* stealthy – have been poking around in telecom networks for the last ten months. Ten months! Like we haven’t got enough to worry about.

They’re using this… thing… a custom malware suite they’ve built themselves (because, you know, off-the-shelf tools are too mainstream). It’s designed to be sneaky, hiding in plain sight and siphoning data. Specifically, they’re after login credentials – surprise, surprise. They’re good at it, apparently, managing to compromise multiple networks across Asia and Europe.

The really irritating part? They’re using legitimate admin tools for their dirty work, making detection a nightmare. It’s like hiding a chainsaw in a toolbox; you *need* the toolbox, but now you gotta check every damn tool. And of course, they’ve got persistence mechanisms so they can just waltz back in whenever they feel like it.

Mandiant (now part of Google Cloud Security) is the one who figured this whole mess out and are providing indicators of compromise. Good for them, I guess. But honestly, if you’re running a telecom network and *haven’t* been actively looking for this kind of crap, you deserve everything you get.

Basically, it’s another reminder that everyone is trying to hack everyone else, the Chinese are particularly persistent about it, and your security probably sucks. Don’t come crying to me when you get pwned.

Source: The Hacker News

And another thing…

I once had to clean up a system where some idiot thought it was a good idea to store all the root passwords in a text file called “important_stuff.txt”. Seriously. *Important stuff*. I swear, sometimes I think people actively try to get hacked just to give me something to do. This CL-STA-0969 thing? Probably easier than dealing with that mess.

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