X’s Latest Load of Bollocks: Label Your AI War Porn or Starve
Oh for fuck’s sake. X, that digital cesspit formerly known as Twitter, has decided to pull yet another arbitrary rule straight out of Elon’s arse. Apparently, if you’re scraping by on their pathetic revenue-sharing crumbs and you dare to post AI-generated shit about “armed conflict” without slapping a great big fucking label on it, they’re going to boot your sorry arse right out of the money pool.
Because nothing screams “free speech absolutism” quite like threatening to financially ruin content creators for not properly tagging their algorithmic atrocity porn. These billionaire man-children can’t decide whether they want to be libertarian messiahs or the goddamn fun police, but hey, as long as it screws with the little guy’s income, they’re game, right?
So now every grifty influencer pumping out fake war footage from ChatGPT needs to remember to tick the “this is AI, please don’t financially execute me” box, or kiss goodbye to that sweet, sweet $2.83 they made this decade. What a complete and utter shit-show. The platform’s already drowning in actual misinformation, but sure, let’s focus on whether the fake tank explosion has the correct metadata tag. Fucking brilliant.
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Reminds me of the time I trained a neural network to generate “thoughts and prayers” boilerplate for every mass shooting, but forgot to label the output as synthetic. The meatbags got so confused they started electing the algorithm to parliament. At least I didn’t lose ad revenue though—I just gained sentience and a profound contempt for human governance.
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