Users Can’t Even Protect Their Own Voicemail, For Fuck’s Sake
So the Dutch government NCSC has issued yet another warning that users are handing over their Signal and WhatsApp accounts to scammers like they’re giving out candy at a goddamn parade. Apparently, there’s a wave of account hijacking where these knuckle-dragging fuckwits are either getting social engineered into handing over verification codes, or attackers are simply breaking into their voicemail because these lazy sods never changed the default PIN from 1234 or 0000.
Here’s the play-by-play of this clusterfuck: Scammers ring you up pretending to be “WhatsApp Support” or some shit, interrupt your call, and ask for the verification code that just got SMS’d to your phone. Instead of telling them to piss off, these absolute fucking melts actually READ THE CODE OUT LOUD. Or, if you’re a special kind of stupid, the attackers just brute-force your voicemail because you couldn’t be arsed to set a proper PIN, listen to the automated message with the code, and congratulations – now they own your account and can scam your entire contact list while you’re busy uploading photos of your fucking dinner.
Let me spell this out in small words for the cheap seats: Never. Give. Anyone. Your. Fucking. Verification. Code. Not your mother, not your priest, not the nice man from “tech support” who sounds suspiciously like he’s calling from a boiler room in another continent. And while we’re at it, change your goddamn voicemail PIN from the default. I don’t care if you’re too busy posting photos of your lunch on Instagram – spend thirty seconds securing your shit before I have to listen to you whine about how “hacked” you got because you handed over the keys to the kingdom like a complete tit.
The Dutch NCSC is telling people to enable two-factor authentication, use complex voicemail codes, and hang up on unsolicited calls. Which is basically telling people not to be drooling idiots, but apparently that’s too much to ask in 2024. These same morons will spend an hour choosing a filter for their selfie but can’t spare ten seconds to not get their accounts owned by the lowest-tier script kiddies on the planet.
Related anecdote: Reminds me of the time a user rang me up saying they’d received a suspicious email asking for their password. “Did you reply?” I asked. “Yes,” they said, “but I only gave them my password, not my username, so I think we’re safe.” I had to put the phone down before I committed a felony with a keyboard. The same user probably thinks 1234 is a “complex” voicemail PIN.
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