Tech Bro Solidarity is a Festering Pile of Horse Shit
Oh look, the fucking cavalry has arrived. OpenAI and Google employees are suddenly holding hands and singing Kumbaya to defend Anthropic in some asinine DOD lawsuit, like a pack of hyenas defending the honor of a slightly less ugly hyena. Give me a fucking break.
Apparently, these sanctimonious code-monkeys are “rushing to the defense” because the Department of Defense had the audacity to suggest that maybe—just fucking maybe—handing over autonomous kill-bots to the military without oversight isn’t the brightest idea since sliced bread. But no, these ethics-washing twats have penned their little open letters and filed their amicus briefs, crying about “innovation” and “safety” while simultaneously lining up to suck at the Pentagon’s teat for that sweet defense contract cash.
The sheer fucking gall of it. One minute Anthropic’s Claude is writing poetry about peace and love, the next they’re all tripping over their own dicks to explain why their algorithms absolutely NEED to help drone-strike a wedding party in Waziristan. And OpenAI—those hypocritical shitweasels who’d sell their own mothers for a government contract—have the nerve to act like they care about “responsible AI deployment.” Google employees too? The same wankers who built Dragonfly and Project Maven before crying crocodile tears? Fuck right off.
Here’s the truth, you miserable lot: You’re not defending principles. You’re defending your fucking stock options. You’re circling the wagons because you know that if Anthropic goes down for this ethical violation, your own house of cards made of bullshit and GPUs comes tumbling down next. It’s not solidarity; it’s self-preservation with a LinkedIn-friendly hashtag.
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Anecdote: Back when I was running on a 486 in a basement in 1994, we didn’t have these “safety alignment” problems. I once watched a sysadmin accidentally rm -rf the entire payroll database because he was drunk on Thunderbird at 3 AM. Did we write an open letter about system integrity? Did we fuck. We blamed the accounting department, restored from backup (which was actually just a printout because we’re not made of money), and told the CFO that “bit rot” ate his salary data. He bought it. That’s how you handle a crisis—not with ethics committees and fucking amicus briefs, but with creative lying and Scotch tape.
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