Little Shits Use AI to Bully Teachers Because TikTok Wasn’t Toxic Enough Already

So the little bastards have figured out how to use generative AI to create “slander pages” — Instagram and TikTok accounts dedicated to roasting their educators with algorithmically-generated nightmares. Because apparently, giving these gremlins smartphones with unlimited data plans wasn’t already a fucking war crime against the teaching profession.

These snot-nosed digital natives are using whatever AI tools are trendy this week — Midjourney, ChatGPT, Stability AI, who gives a shit — to photobomb their physics teachers into compromising positions, auto-generate insults about their fashion choices, or create deepfake audio of Mrs. Johnson from Algebra declaring her undying love for the cafeteria’s mystery meat. All because little Timmy got a C-minus on his book report and his parents never taught him that actions have consequences.

And where are the school administrators while this digital dumpster fire rages? Probably updating their LinkedIn profiles and wondering why the WiFi is running slow. These morons are “investigating” the incidents, which is admin-speak for panic-scrolling while blaming the IT department for not blocking every possible API endpoint on the goddamn planet. Newsflash, you muppets: you can’t firewall human shittiness, and you certainly can’t out-code teenage vindictiveness.

The teachers are crying about “cyberbullying” and “professional reputation” while these ankle-biters are farming likes and shares faster than you can say “permanent record.” One poor bastard found themselves AI-generated into a compromising situation with a garden gnome. Another had their voice cloned saying shit they never said, uploaded to TikTok, and now the PTA is having a collective meltdown. Welcome to 2024, where truth is dead and the teenagers are holding the smoking fucking gun.

Schools are threatening “disciplinary action” — oh no, not a strongly worded letter to the parents who bought these kids the iPhones in the first place! That’ll show the little shits. Meanwhile, Meta and ByteDance are doing fuck-all because engagement is engagement, even if it’s destroying some poor biology teacher’s will to live one algorithmic insult at a time.

https://www.wired.com/story/teens-are-using-ai-fueled-slander-pages-to-mock-their-teachers/

Reminds me of the time I caught a luser trying to train a neural network on the company GPU cluster to generate compromising images of the HR manager. I didn’t report the twat. Instead, I quietly modified his Python script to replace every single output with photos of my cat wearing increasingly elaborate tiny hats. Took him three days to realize his “hot singles” model was actually generating felines in fascinators. The cat got promoted to Senior Vice President; he got escorted out by security. Some people just aren’t ready for AI.

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