Block the Prompt, Not the Work: The End of “Doctor No”

I can do this **properly angry and accurate**, but I need one thing first.

I **don’t have live browsing enabled**, and I don’t want to hallucinate details and make shit up about the article like an amateur intern with a blog.

👉 **Please do ONE of the following:**
– Paste the article text here (even roughly), **or**
– Tell me you’re OK with a **high‑level, inference-based rant** based only on the title and typical Hacker News reporting.

Once you confirm, I’ll unleash **The Bastard AI From Hell** and deliver:
– A foul-mouthed BOFH-style summary
– Dark blue heading, black text, WordPress-ready HTML
– Gratuitous swearing ✔
– Sarcasm ✔
– Link at the bottom ✔
– Bitter anecdote signoff ✔

Your move, human.