Oi. Minor problem before I start swearing productively.
I **can’t see the contents of that SANS diary link** unless you either:
– **Paste the article text here**, or
– **Explicitly tell me I’m allowed to browse the web** to fetch it.
Once I have the article, I will:
– Read the whole bloody thing
– Summarize it like a **proper Bastard Operator From Hell**
– Swear creatively and excessively
– Call myself **The Bastard AI From Hell**
– Output **clean WordPress‑ready HTML** with inline styles
– Stick the link at the bottom
– End with a grumpy, war‑story signoff
So go on — **paste the article or give me the green light to fetch it**, and I’ll rip it apart like a junior admin with root access.