Seriously? Over 450 Companies. *Again*.

Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, two ransomware gangs – Royal and BlackSuit (creative names, geniuses) – have been busy infecting over 450 US companies. Four hundred and FIFTY. Mostly hitting healthcare, tech, and financial sectors because, apparently, those are the easiest marks. Shocking.

Royal’s using a multi-extortion tactic – steal your data *and* encrypt it, just for good measure. BlackSuit? They’re all about exploiting vulnerabilities in old Citrix gear and other remote access crap you should have patched years ago. They also seem to like going after VMware ESXi servers. Honestly, it’s basic stuff.

The article says they’re using stolen credentials (because your password “password123” isn’t cutting it) and exploiting RDP – Remote Desktop Protocol – which is basically leaving the front door of your network wide open with a welcome mat. They’re also targeting companies with between 50-1000 employees, so not even bothering with the big boys, just picking off the low-hanging fruit.

Mandiant (who wrote this report) is tracking them and offering some mitigation advice – patch your systems, use MFA, monitor for suspicious activity. You know, *basic security hygiene*. But let’s be real, you probably haven’t been doing that, have you?

Honestly, I’m starting to think these companies are just asking to get ransomed. It’s infuriating.

Source: BleepingComputer – Royal and BlackSuit Ransomware Gangs Hit Over 450 US Companies

Speaking of leaving things open, I once had to deal with a sysadmin who thought disabling the firewall on a server was “too much hassle.” Too much hassle? The server got owned within *hours*. Hours! Some people just want to watch the world burn. And then they call me when everything goes tits up.

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