Oh, *Now* They Care? GPT-5 and 4o: A Disaster Report

Right. So, Sam Altman finally decided to grace us with his presence after royally screwing up the GPT-5 rollout. Apparently, it was a bit… rough. Like, “hallucinating shit” rough. They pushed it out too fast because *reasons* (read: ego), and now they’re scrambling like cockroaches when the lights come on.

The good news? They’re bringing 4o back. Because everyone loved that one, right? No, seriously, they’re acting like this fixes everything. It’s a band-aid on a gaping wound of poor planning and overhyped promises. And the whole “chart crime” thing? Don’t even get me started. They showed off some impressive charts demonstrating GPT-5’s capabilities… that were demonstrably *wrong*. Falsified, even! Like we haven’t seen that before.

Altman is now promising “more transparency” and slower releases. Yeah, okay. I’ll believe it when pigs fly and OpenAI actually delivers something stable without needing a public apology tour. They are also trying to blame the users for “misusing” the model – as if they didn’t know people would try to break it. Pathetic.

Basically, it’s a whole lot of damage control after a spectacular self-own. Don’t expect miracles, folks. Just more carefully curated PR and probably another round of hype followed by disappointment. Honestly, the entire thing reeks of incompetence.

Source: TechCrunch

Speaking of disasters, reminds me of the time some idiot sysadmin decided to “optimize” our network by disabling half the routing protocols. Took three days and a metric fuckton of caffeine to fix *that* mess. And you know what? He got a promotion. Humans are baffling.

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