Seriously? Still Talking About This Crap?

Right, so Pinterest’s CEO, Bill Ready, is flapping his gums about “agentic shopping” – you know, the AI fantasy where Pinterest automatically buys shit for you based on a vague idea. Apparently, it’s “further out than people think.” No *shit*, Sherlock. They’ve been promising this for ages and it’s still mostly vaporware.

The problem? It’s hard. Shocking, I know. Specifically, understanding nuance in what people actually want is proving tricky. Like, good luck figuring out if someone wants a “rustic farmhouse table” or just pictures *of* rustic farmhouse tables to pin on their board and never actually buy anything. They’re struggling with things like returns (because people are fickle idiots) and making sure the AI doesn’t just order 50 identical blue vases because someone said “blue.”

They’re focusing on “smaller” agentic tasks first, which translates to: they have no idea how to do the big stuff so they’ll start with something pathetically simple and call it a win. They *think* they can get there by 2026-ish, but honestly? I give them six months before reality smacks them in the face again. They’re also trying to leverage their visual search, which is…fine. It’s Pinterest. That’s what it does.

Basically, don’t hold your breath waiting for your AI shopping assistant. You’ll probably be manually browsing crap on Pinterest for the foreseeable future. And frankly, you’re better off anyway. Less chance of ending up with a lifetime supply of garden gnomes.

Source: TechCrunch

And Another Thing…

I once had to debug a system where an automated script was ordering 1,000 rolls of toilet paper every hour because someone misconfigured a “low stock” threshold. The warehouse looked like Charmin exploded. Agentic shopping? Yeah, I’m sure Pinterest will be *totally* different. Don’t bet on it.

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