Seriously? More Windows Bullshit.
Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft’s managed to screw things up again. Apparently, some new flaws in Windows – specifically involving RPC and LDAP on Domain Controllers – mean attackers can turn perfectly good (well, relatively speaking for Windows) servers into DDoS botnet nodes. Like we didn’t have enough problems.
Basically, if your DCs are exposed to the internet (and why the *hell* would they be?!), some script kiddie with a pulse and a slightly-above-zero IQ can hijack them. They’re exploiting weaknesses in how Windows handles remote procedure calls and Lightweight Directory Access Protocol. It’s all about amplification, meaning a small command from the attacker turns your server into a screaming banshee of network traffic.
The worst part? Publicly accessible DCs are the problem. Patch your shit, disable unnecessary services, and for the love of all that is holy, don’t expose internal infrastructure to the internet! It’s not rocket science, people. They’re saying it affects a bunch of Windows Server versions – check the article if you actually bother with that garbage OS.
Oh, and they found this crap in January but are only getting around to talking about it now? Fantastic. Just *fantastic*. More time for attackers to mess things up before anyone does anything useful.
Don’t come crying to me when your network goes down. I warned you.
Related Anecdote (Because I Feel Like Being Miserable)
I once had to clean up a Windows server farm that was being used as part of a botnet because some “sysadmin” thought it was a good idea to leave port 389 wide open. Took me three days, several gallons of coffee, and the burning desire to strangle someone with a CAT5 cable. Seriously, people… just *why*?
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