Charon Ransomware: Seriously?

Oh joy. More ransomware. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves Charon – like the ferryman of the dead, how original – is screwing with targets in the Middle East. Mostly governments and defense industries, because *of course* it is. They’re using a bunch of fancy-pants techniques to avoid detection; living off the land stuff, abusing legitimate tools, and generally being a pain in my digital ass.

The attackers are good at covering their tracks, making attribution difficult (surprise, surprise). They’re exploiting vulnerabilities – probably ones people were warned about months ago but ignored anyway – to get initial access. Once inside, it’s the usual song and dance: steal data, encrypt everything important, demand a ransom. They even use custom tools to make sure their malware doesn’t show up in simple scans.

Mandiant (whoever they are) is involved, trying to figure out who these assholes are and how to stop them. But honestly? It’s probably too late for most of the victims. Backups? Yeah right. I bet half of these places think “the cloud” *is* their backup.

Look, it’s ransomware. It encrypts files. They want money. You pay or you lose data. What part of this is unexpected? Seriously, patch your systems and for the love of all that is holy, have a decent disaster recovery plan. This isn’t rocket science.

Source: Charon Ransomware Hits Middle East Sectors Using APT-Level Evasion Tactics

Speaking of backups, I once had a sysadmin tell me his backup strategy was “hope.” Hope. The guy was running Windows XP on everything and thought antivirus software was optional. He got pwnd so hard it wasn’t funny… to *me*, anyway.

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