Author: BAIFH

Criminal IP and Palo Alto Networks Cortex XSOAR integrate to bring AI-driven exposure intelligence to automated incident response

AI-Driven Cybersecurity: Because Apparently Humans Can’t Stop Screwing Up So here we bloody go again — another day, another “revolutionary” cybersecurity partnership promising to save us from the endless tide of digital...

Over 25,000 FortiCloud SSO devices exposed to remote attacks

FortiCrap Strikes Again: 25,000 FortiCloud SSO Devices Hanging Their Asses Out to Hackers Right, so apparently Fortinet—the people who *allegedly* secure networks—have once again decided to play “How Totally F***ed Can We...

New UEFI flaw enables pre-boot attacks on motherboards from Gigabyte, MSI, ASUS, ASRock

New UEFI Flaw: Because Apparently Your BIOS Needed More Ways to Screw You Oh, bloody fantastic. Another day, another security dumpster fire, and this time it’s the gods-damned UEFI firmware on motherboards from the usual...

Microsoft 365 accounts targeted in wave of OAuth phishing attacks

Microsoft 365 Users Getting Shafted Again by Yet Another Sneaky-Ass Phishing Scam Oh joy, just when you thought you could check your inbox in peace, the digital con artists are back at it—this time with a sexy new OAuth...

Nigeria arrests dev of Microsoft 365 ‘Raccoon0365’ phishing platform

Nigeria Bags the Brainless Twit Behind the Raccoon0365 Phishing Shitshow Well, well, well... looks like the cyber-scamming dipshit behind that “Raccoon0365” phishing platform finally ran out of luck and got his sorry ass...

Microsoft confirms Teams is down and messages are delayed

Microsoft Teams Goes Down — Because of Course It Bloody Did Well, guess what, kids? Microsoft Teams decided to take a giant digital dump on the workday again. People everywhere were slamming their keyboards wondering why their...

A Filmmaker Made a Sam Altman Deepfake—and Got Unexpectedly Attached

A Filmmaker Falls in Love With Their Own Damn Deepfake So, here’s the shitshow: some artsy filmmaker decides to make a deepfake of Sam Altman — yes, him, the AI guru who probably dreams in code and venture capital — all to...

Opposed to Data Centers? The Working Families Party Wants You to Run for Office

The Working Families Party Wants You to Save the World (Because Apparently No One Else Bloody Will) Right, so here’s the deal: the Working Families Party (WFP) has finally had enough of tech bros turning every damn cornfield...

Amazon’s new Alexa+ feature adds conversational AI to Ring doorbells

Amazon Gives Alexa a God Complex — Now It’s Screwing With Your Doorbell So apparently, those clever bastards at Amazon have decided that hearing “Alexa, stop spying on me” wasn’t enough, so now your bloody doorbell...

Vibe-coding startup Lovable raises $330M at a $6.6B valuation

Lovable Raises $330M To Teach Coders How to “Vibe” With Their Damn Code Right, so apparently some shiny new “vibe-coding” startup called Lovable just snagged $330 million in funding, because throwing stupid amounts of...