OpenAI’s GPT-5 is here
GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Here. Seriously? Right, so OpenAI shoved GPT-5 down our throats. Apparently, it's "multimodal" now – meaning it can look at pictures and videos *and* spew out more bullshit text....
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OpenAI Finally Launched GPT-5. Here’s Everything You Need to Know
GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Apparently Here (Like We Needed More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's unleashed another goddamn language model. GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough existential dread for everyone. This...
High costs and thin margins threatening AI coding startups
AI Coding Startups: A Disaster in the Making Oh, Joy. Another Bunch of Idiots About to Fail Right, listen up, you waste of carbon. Apparently a whole *bunch* of these AI coding startups are circling the drain. Shocking, I tell...
Tesla shuts down Dojo, the AI training supercomputer that Musk said would be key to full self-driving
Dojo's Dead. Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Dojo is Gone. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Elon’s little pet project, “Dojo” – the supposed AI supercomputer that was going to magically deliver Full...
Mass Internet Scanning from ASN 43350 [Guest Diary], (Thu, Aug 7th)
Ugh. Another Fucking Scan. Seriously? More Scanning Bullshit Right, listen up, you lot. Some dipshit over in ASN 43350 – which, surprise surprise, is a Russian hosting provider – is letting their clients run MASSIVE...
Researcher Deploys Fuzzer to Test Autonomous Vehicle Safety
Ugh, Another AV "Security" Thing Seriously? They *Needed* a Fuzzer for This? Right, so some researcher – because apparently the people building these self-driving deathtraps didn't think to test them properly – decided to...
ISC Stormcast For Thursday, August 7th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9560, (Thu, Aug 7th)
Ugh. Another Security Alert. Seriously? More of *this* Shit? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some clowns are abusing legitimate admin tools – specifically, Microsoft's Graph API and PowerShell – to sneak malware into...
SonicWall Confirms Patched Vulnerability Behind Recent VPN Attacks, Not a Zero-Day
SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? SonicWall *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another goddamn security hole in a SonicWall product. Apparently, some VPN attacks were happening – surprise, surprise...
6,500 Axis Servers Expose Remoting Protocol; 4,000 in U.S. Vulnerable to Exploits
Seriously?! Another One... You Idiots Left Your Cameras WIDE OPEN Oh, for the love of all that is holy… 6,500 Axis network cameras are broadcasting their remoting protocol to the internet. SIX THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED! And roughly...
Microsoft Discloses Exchange Server Flaw Enabling Silent Cloud Access in Hybrid Setups
Ugh, Microsoft Screwed Up *Again* Seriously? Another Exchange Clusterfuck Right, listen up. Microsoft's admitted they’ve got a flaw in Exchange Server that lets cloud services sneak access to on-premise hybrid setups without...