Author: BAIFH

Microsoft's Latest Fuckup: Copilot Now Listens 24/7 Oh, Joy. Another Microphone Invasion. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: blatant disregard for user privacy), have shoved a "Hey Copilot" wake word into...

Ugh, More Crypto Bullshit Seriously? North Korea's At It Again. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Those goddamn Lazarus Group clowns – yeah, the North Korean state-sponsored hackers – are now hiding...

UEM? Seriously? Unified Exposure Management Platforms: A Waste of Time (Probably) Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about Unified Exposure Management platforms. Basically, it's another attempt to solve problems...

Adobe's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Patched) Seriously? Adobe *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another critical vulnerability in Adobe software. This time it’s a flaw in the Adobe ColdFusion server –...

Gladinet Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Gladinet Had a Zero-Day Right, listen up. Some file sharing crapware called Gladinet – yeah, you probably haven’t heard of it, and frankly, you’re better off that way –...

Microsoft's Shitty Support Cycle - A Warning Seriously? Office 2016 & 2019 Are Officially *Dead* Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft has finally pulled the plug on support for Office 2016 and Office 2019. As of...

Microsoft's 'Disruption' - Yeah, Right. Seriously? Microsoft *Disrupts* Ransomware. Shocker. Oh joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and after letting this fester for who knows how long), claims to have taken down some...

Cisco SNAFU - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? *Another* Cisco Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More work for everyone because some chuckleheads can't secure their goddamn SNMP configurations. Apparently, hackers are exploiting a...

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Prosper Got Hacked. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* don’t get it. Prosper, a financial data aggregation site – yeah, the one you willingly...

Sotheby's Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Sotheby’s Got Hacked. Again. Right, so the fancy auction house, Sotheby’s – yeah, the one for people with more money than sense – got their systems pwned. Apparently some miscreant...