Author: BAIFH

Ugh, Another Fucking Trojan Seriously? Astaroth is Back. Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Some banking trojan called Astaroth – original name, right? – decided it didn't like being taken down from the usual malware dumps....

Ugh, Microsoft Again Seriously? *Now* They Care About IE? Right, so Microsoft finally yanked the plug on Internet Explorer mode in Edge after some chuckleheads figured out how to weaponize it. Apparently, hackers were using this...

RondoDox? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: RondoDox Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have discovered a botnet called RondoDox. Apparently, it’s exploiting over 50...

Seriously, Fix Your Javascript Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Unmonitored JS is a Disaster Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some people *still* don’t understand basic web security. This article – and I use that term...

Ugh. Another Week, Another Clusterfuck. Seriously? This is News? Right, so apparently some script kiddie managed to cobble together a worm for WhatsApp. A worm. Like we haven't seen enough of those, right? It exploits a video...

Seriously?! Another Problem With These Kids... Oh, Joy. More Useless Information. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, these fresh-faced tech grads coming out of school? They’re behind. Yeah, you...

Seriously? You're *Just Now* Noticing This? Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake: Critical Infrastructure is a Mess Right. So apparently, the geniuses running critical infrastructure are realizing their "back offices" – you know, HR,...

Quantum Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Oh, *Now* You Care About Quantum? Right. So apparently the financial sector – and a few other slow-moving industries – are being told they need to start thinking...

ESAFENET CDG V5 - Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. SANS ISC just flagged scans for ESAFENET CDG V5. Yes, another vulnerability in that godforsaken piece of software. Apparently, it's a critical...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...