Author: BAIFH

Ugh, Another One Coherence Thinks It's Solved Enterprise AI Security. Seriously? Right, so Coherence – yeah, *those* guys – have launched something called "North." Apparently, it’s an agent platform for enterprises that's...

Ugh, Another AI Story Seriously? Democrats and Their Fucking AI Toys Right, so apparently the Democratic party, in their infinite wisdom, decided they needed to throw more tech at the midterms. Not content with just…talking to...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some company called Tavily just snagged $25 million – twenty-five MILLION – because they're building a platform to let AI agents… *drumroll* …access the internet....

Lava? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Fintech Startup. Right, so some company called Lava – because apparently every tech thing needs a vaguely geological name now – just snagged $5.8 million to build…wait for...

Jules is Out... Whatever. Google's Jules: Officially Released. Prepare for Disappointment. Right, so Google finally shoved their AI coding agent, "Jules," out of beta. Big fucking deal. Apparently, it can now handle more complex...

Oh, Joy. More Government AI. Seriously? They're Giving ChatGPT to *Federal Workers*?! Right, so OpenAI is letting Uncle Sam’s finest play with their fancy chatbot, ChatGPT. Apparently, they think giving bureaucrats access to a...

Oh, Joy. More Government Access to Skynet. Seriously? OpenAI is Letting the Feds Play With Their Toys. Right, so apparently Sam Altman has decided that giving ChatGPT access – and I use that term *loosely*, because it's heavily...

Ugh, Another AI Report Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Right, so the Biden administration spent who knows how much taxpayer money on a report about AI safety that they didn't even want to publish. Fantastic use of resources,...

Google's Pathetic Attempt at... Something Oh, *Now* They Care About Learning? Right. So Google’s finally decided to copy something ChatGPT already does well. Shocking. Apparently, they're rolling out a "Guided Learning" tool in...

Alexa's "Upgrade" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Seriously? Alexa, *Again*? Right. So Amazon decided to slap a new AI model on Alexa and call it an upgrade. Big fucking deal. Apparently, it’s less “robotic” now and more…...