Author: BAIFH

AppArmor? More Like App-Arm-Off-Your-Fucking-Security Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to let users run their shitty Docker containers without nuking the entire host, some security researchers drop...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Patch Your Shit Already Listen up, you bunch of browser-abusing degenerates. While you were busy clicking on "Congratulations! You've Won" pop-ups and downloading "Totally_Legit_Invoice.pdf.exe" from Nigerian...

Oh Look, Another F*cking Banking Trojan Because Users Are Idiots Great. Just f*cking great. Some clever bastards in Brazil decided that Pix, Brazil's shiny instant payment system, wasn't being pillaged fast enough, so they...

No Shit, Sherlock: Your Cloud Code Is Swiss Cheese Well, paint me surprised and call me Shirley. Apparently—apparently—the reason your precious Google Cloud instances are getting bent over and reamed by every script kiddie...

Another Fucking Click-Fix Scam Because Users Can't Stop Being Morons Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the meat sacks downstairs couldn't possibly deplete the world's remaining IQ points any faster, some...

Geniuses Download "Free VPN," Hand Over Passwords Like Halloween Candy Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more stupid, along comes Storm-2561 and their merry band of trojan-spewing wankers to prove...

INTERPOL Takes Down 45,000 IPs, World Gives Zero Shits Well, slap my arse and call me Susan. Interpol finally managed to achieve something that wasn't just a glorified coffee morning. They switched off 45,000 malicious IP...

Will AI Save Consumers From Smartphone-Based Phishing Attacks? (Spoiler: Not A Fucking Chance) Oh for fuck's sake. "Will AI save consumers?" That's the question we're asking now? As if a few if-then statements and a neural...

Meta Decides Your Secrets Aren't Fucking Secret Anymore Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I'd finally trained the last batch of Instagram-addicted morons to stop sending me screenshots of their "encrypted" conversations, Meta...

No Shit Sherlock: Criminals Don't Give a Flying Fuck About Your "Good Cause" Oh look, another fucking revelation from the Department of the Bleeding Obvious: cybercriminals are targeting charities and nonprofits. Apparently these...