Author: BAIFH

Nick Clegg Doesn’t Want to Talk About Superintelligence (Because He’s Full of Shit) Oh look, it’s Nick fucking Clegg—yes, that Nick Clegg, the walking political compromise who somehow failed upwards from Deputy Prime...

Another Fucking Holographic Pipe Dream Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shove another disposable piece of glittering techno-shit into my face, Looking Glass comes slithering out of the quantum foam...

Oh Fucking Great, Another Indoor Farming Startup That'll Definitely Not Crash And Burn Jesus H. Christ on a hydroponic cracker, just when I thought we'd buried the last of the "vertical farming will save the world" wankers in an...

Meta Builds Four New Silicon Monstrosities to Optimize Your Doom-Scrolling Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought the planet's electricity grid couldn't handle any more abuse, Meta staggers out of its latest "efficiency"...

Amazon's Latest Digital Colonization Project: Because Your Data Wasn't Fucked Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. Amazon's expanding their "Buy with Prime" program—because apparently, having their...

Meta's Moltbook Disaster: Because What We Really Needed Was More Fucking AI Agents Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the tech industry couldn't possibly shove any more buzzword-laden bullshit down your throat, Zuckerberg...

Another Half-Billion Bucks for Mechanical Tossers Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Valley couldn't hemorrhage cash any faster than a printer spewing out TPS reports, some genius decides that what the world really...

WordPress Launches Browser-Based Workspace, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly cram more JavaScript bloat into a single browser tab, Automattic...

Oh Fan-fucking-tastic, Nvidia's Throwing $26 Billion at "Open" AI Models Just what the bloody world needed. Jensen Huang and his band of GPU-peddling wankers have decided to piss away $26 billion—yes, that's billion with a B,...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Replit's Valuation Just Tripled in Six Months Because Apparently We're Living in a Simulation Look at this shit. Replit - yeah, that browser-based IDE for people who can't be arsed to install a real text...