Author: BAIFH

Zombie Zip Files: When Archive Utilities Try to Kill Your Server Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought we'd reached peak stupidity with malware delivery methods, some absolute genius decided that ZIP files weren't already...

Documentation: Because Users Can't Read F***ing Minds Oh for Christ's sake. You'd think grown adults working in cybersecurity could string a coherent sentence together, but apparently that's too much to ask. Enter Kri Dontje –...

Agentic AI: Because We Haven't Fucked Up The Internet Enough Already Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. As if large language models hallucinating stock prices and generating poisoned code wasn't bad enough, now the brilliant...

Corporate Boards Are Completely Fucked: Welcome to the Age of AI Automated Pwnage Listen here, you pack of overpaid spreadsheet jockeys. While you've been busy jerking each other off about "digital transformation" and "AI...

Oh Look, Dozens of Vendors Actually Patched Their Shit. Give Them a Fucking Medal. Oh joy of joys, grab the champagne and party streamers. Dozens of vendors have finally decided to wake up from their collective stupor and patch...

Chinese Nexus Actors Shift Focus to Qatar Amid Iranian Conflict Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Middle East couldn't get any more of a bloody cybersecurity dumpster fire, now we've got Chinese nexus actors—because...

Yet Another Bloody Automation Tool Gets Pwned: n8n Proves 'Low-Code' Means 'High-Vulnerability' Oh look, fucking fantastic. Just when I thought I'd scraped the bottom of the barrel of developer stupidity, some bright spark...

AI Browsers: Because We Needed More Ways to Get Fucked Over Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't possibly shit the bed any harder, along comes Perplexity with their shiny new Comet browser. "Oh,...