Author: BAIFH

Teams Phishing? Color Me Fucking Surprised Oh look, the wetware has done it again. Some absolute genius in marketing decided that clicking "Accept" on a random file from "Microsoft.Teams.Secure.File.Share.exe" was a brilliant...

Fancy Bear? More Like Fancy Script Kiddies with a GitHub Account Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. APT28—that's "Fancy Bear" to you ignorant bastards, the Russian GRU's personal digital wankers—have decided...

Microsoft's Hotpatching Bullshit: Because Reboots Were Too Fucking Simple Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't make your life as a sysadmin any more of a living nightmare, those bastards in Redmond have...

Ivanti EPM: Because Who Needs Security Anyway? Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could have a quiet Friday without some vendor's dumpster fire of a codebase shitting all over my network, CISA drops this bouquet of bad...

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Turing Test Just when you thought the internet couldn't descend any further into ninth-circle-of-hell territory, some absolute wanker decided that clicking on buses and traffic lights was too fucking...

Another Fucking Botnet? Of Course It Is Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed – another shitty botnet crawling up the arse of consumer hardware. This time it's "Kadnap" (which sounds like a toddler's attempt at...

Oh Fucking Joy, Microsoft Finally Built a Digital Chastity Belt for the Click-Happy Masses Look what the cat dragged in—Microsoft Entra has finally lumbered into the 21st century with "phishing-resistant" sign-in for Windows,...

Microsoft 365 Copilot Wave 3: It's Not Your Fucking Coworker, It's a Fancy Calculator with Attitude Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft has unleashed Wave 3 of Copilot, and now they're pimping this "Copilot Cowork" bollocks like it's...

Oh Fucking Fantastic, HPE's Switch Firmware is a Security Shitshow Again Great. Just fucking great. While you were busy pretending your network infrastructure was solid and drinking your overpriced pumpkin spice latte, HPE went...

Oh Fucking Joy, More Mandatory Digital Proctology Look what the cat dragged in and pissed on: Microsoft's latest contribution to your Tuesday misery, KB5079473 and KB5078883. Because apparently, your system wasn't quite broken...