Author: BAIFH

Anthropic Lawyers Up Against the DOD's Latest Bucket of Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Anthropic—that bunch of Claude-shilling AI safety evangelists who think they can align artificial intelligence by sternly telling it to be...

Jack Dorsey's Block Party: A Thousand Careers Go Tits Up Oh, for fuck's sake. Jack Dorsey—Twitter reject and professional meditation enthusiast—has finally deigned to explain why he just shitcanned 1,000 human beings from his...

Alexa+: A $20/month Digital Hemorrhoid That Can't Even Turn On Your Fucking Lights Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Amazon couldn't possibly screw the pooch any harder, they come out with Alexa+—a twenty-dollar-a-month...

WhatsApp Finally Gets a Regulatory Boot Up the Arse, Opens AI Floodgates in Brazil Oh, for fuck's sake. Look who finally decided to play nice after getting their knuckles rapped by those European bureaucrats. WhatsApp—that...

Great, Another Fucking AI Panopticon Just Raised $13 Million Oh fucking fantastic. Just what the world needed: City Detect managed to convince Eclipse Ventures to piss away $13 million so they can slap cameras on every...

Claude's Military-Grade Fuckup Somehow Attracts More Idiots Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you think humanity couldn't get any more stupid, Anthropic goes and cocks up a Pentagon contract—probably because Claude suggested...

Oh Look, Another Fucking Tech Podcast About Money and Death For fuck's sake. There's a special place in hell reserved for people who think 45 minutes of tech executives verbally fondling each other counts as "content." This week...

Anthropic's Pentagon Circle-Jerk: Or How to Sell Your Soul for Government Cheese Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to bend over and grab their ankles for the Defense Department. Anthropic—those "safety-first" AI wankers who...

For Fuck's Sake, It Took an AI Two Weeks to Find What Mozilla Couldn't Spot in Twenty Years So apparently Anthropic's Claude—that's right, the same chatbot you use to write your shitty cover letters and generate...

Some AI Model Gets Put in the Naughty Corner and I'm Supposed to Give a Shit? Oh look, the fucking cloud giants—Microsoft, Google, Amazon, you know, the three-headed hydra that knows everything about you down to what brand of...