Author: BAIFH

Weekly Recap: Outlook Add-Ins Hijack, 0-Day Patches, Wormable Botnet & AI Malware

Weekly Recap: Digital Shitshow Continues Unabated Oh look, another week of cheerful cybersecurity news to make you question why the fuck you even bother turning on your computer. Grab your coffee, your anxiety medication, and...

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260K+ Chrome Users Duped by Fake AI Browser Extensions

260K+ Chrome Users Discover That 'Free AI Magic' Actually Means 'Please Steal My Shit' Oh for fuck's sake. In today's episode of "Users Are Incompetent and Google Doesn't Care," we have 260,000+ Chrome-installing mouthbreathers...

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Operation DoppelBrand: Weaponizing Fortune 500 Brands

Operation DoppelBrand: Because Apparently Phishing Wasn't Shitty Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any more of a cesspit, some absolute bastards decide to weaponize Fortune 500...

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Study Uncovers 25 Password Recovery Attacks in Major Cloud Password Managers

Study Finds 25 Ways Cloud Password Managers Are Shitting the Bed Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd outsourced your pathetic inability to remember passwords to the fucking cloud, some researchers come along and piss...

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Infostealer Steals OpenClaw AI Agent Configuration Files and Gateway Tokens

OpenClaw Infostealer Skullfucks AI Agent Configs; World Pretends to Be Surprised Oh look, another fucking Python malware has slithered its way onto PyPI. Socket's research team - bless their naive little hearts - discovered this...

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[Virtual Event] Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping Cybersecurity Defenses

Shields Up: Another Glorious Circle-Jerk of Cybersecurity Wankwords Oh, for fuck's sake. They've done it again. Some marketing wanker at Dark Reading has cobbled together another virtual event—"Shields Up"—because apparently...

Windows 11 KB5077181 fixes boot failures linked to failed updates

Microsoft's Latest "Fix" for the Boot Failure Shitstorm They Created Oh brilliant. Micro-shaft's cabal of code monkeys have shat out another patch - KB5077181 - that allegedly fixes the catastrophic boot failures from their...

New ClickFix attack abuses nslookup to retrieve PowerShell payload via DNS

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Attack Vector Oh look, what a complete fucking surprise. The wankers over in Threat Actor Land™ have cooked up yet another way to turn your average Monday-morning user into a walking,...

Canada Goose investigating as hackers leak 600K customer records

Canada Goose Gets Fucking Plucked: 600k Customer Records Fly the Coop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought this week couldn't get any more shit-filled, those pretentious wankers at Canada Goose—yes, the bastards who charge...

Google patches first Chrome zero-day exploited in attacks this year

Google Patches First Chrome Zero-Day of 2025 - Like That'll Fucking Help Oh, for fuck's sake. It's not even April and Google has already pushed out an emergency patch for Chrome's first zero-day of the year. CVE-2025-2783, a...