Author: BAIFH

OpenAI reportedly finalizing $100B deal at more than $850B valuation

OpenAI's $850B Valuation: Because Fuck It, Why Not? So these clowns at OpenAI are about to close a $100 billion funding round that values the company at over $850 billion. That's right, billion with a fucking B. Not million....

Reddit is testing a new AI search feature for shopping

Reddit's AI Shopping Search: Yet Another Way to Fuck the User Experience Oh, brilliant. Just when I thought this festering shitpile of a website couldn't possibly get worse, the cocaine-addled MBA brigade at Reddit HQ have...

Perplexity’s Retreat From Ads Signals a Bigger Strategic Shift

Perplexity's Ad Shitshow: When Your "Google Killer" Turns Into A Google Wannabe Oh fucking wonderful. Another AI startup discovers reality and immediately shits the bed. Perplexity—these clowns have been strutting around like...

Code Metal Raises $125 Million to Rewrite the Defense Industry’s Code With AI

Code Metal Raises $125M to Turn Defense Code into a Shitshow of AI-Generated Spaghetti Oh fucking brilliant. Another crew of Sand Hill Road assholes just handed $125 million to a startup that's essentially weaponized Stack...

YouTube’s latest experiment brings its conversational AI tool to TVs

YouTube's Shitty AI Comes to TVs to Make My Life Even More of a Fucking Nightmare So those bastards at YouTube have decided that what the world really fucking needs is their half-baked conversational AI turd smeared all over your...

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Scam Abuses Gemini Chatbots to Convince People to Buy Fake Crypto

FOR FUCK'S SAKE: NOW GOOGLE'S CHATBOTS ARE SHILLING IMAGINARY INTERNET MONEY Perfect. Just perfect. While I was busy explaining to users that "the cloud" isn't actually a fucking cloud, scammers have weaponized Google's Gemini...

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ISC Stormcast For Thursday, February 19th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9816, (Thu, Feb 19th)

ISC Stormcast For Thursday, February 19th, 2026 Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another parade of security disasters brought to you by the collective incompetence of the human race. Today's Stormcast is sponsored by the letters...

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More Than 40% of South Africans Were Scammed in 2025

South Africa: Where 40% of the Population Are Fucking Human Piñatas for Scammers Oh, look, another survey confirming what every goddamn sysadmin already knows: users couldn't spot a scam if it bit them on the arse and stole...

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CRESCENTHARVEST Campaign Targets Iran Protest Supporters With RAT Malware

CRESCENTHARVEST: Because Apparently Iranian Dissidents Need More Shit in Their Lives For fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't shit on Iranian protest supporters any harder, along comes another sodding malware...

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Fake IPTV Apps Spread Massiv Android Malware Targeting Mobile Banking Users

Fake IPTV Apps Spread "Massiv" Android Malware, Darwinism Confirmed Oh look, another fucking day where humanity's collective intelligence drops another ten points. Some enterprising shitweasels have been pumping out fake IPTV...