Author: BAIFH

Kana emerges from stealth with $15M to build flexible AI agents for marketers

Kana Emerges From Stealth With $15M to Build Flexible AI Agents for Marketers, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another herd of venture capitalists with more money than sense shitting...

Big Tech Says Generative AI Will Save the Planet. It Doesn’t Offer Much Proof

Big Tech's 'AI Will Save The Planet' Claims Are a Steaming Pile of Unsubstantiated Horse Shit Oh look, another fucking week, another truckload of sanctimonious bullshit from the same bastards who brought you surveillance...

Google adds music-generation capabilities to the Gemini app

Google Adds Music Generation to Gemini, Because Apparently Text Wasn't Fucking Annoying Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI wankery couldn't get any more insufferable, Google decides to shove music generation...

World Labs lands $1B, with $200M from Autodesk, to bring world models into 3D workflows

World Labs Lands $200M From Autodesk And I Already Want To Throw My Fucking Workstation Out The Window So some bunch of muppets called "World Labs" just got $200 MILLION from Autodesk... because apparently burning money is now a...

Amazon halts Blue Jay robotics project after less than 6 months

Amazon's Blue Jay Robot Shits the Bed After 5 Months - Management Surprised, Techies Not So Amazon's latest mechanical turd, the Blue Jay robotics project, has been ceremoniously wheeled behind the shed and shot after a...

Nvidia’s Deal With Meta Signals a New Era in Computing Power

Nvidia's Deal With Meta Signals a New Era in Computing Power - And You're Not Fucking Invited Oh look, the tech oligarchs are at it again. Meta just wrote a check for TEN BILLION DOLLARS—because apparently "billion" is the new...

This Defense Company Made AI Agents That Blow Things Up

Great, Just Fucking Great: The Military's Given AI the Keys to the War Machine So some defense contractor wankstains at Second Front Systems have decided what the world really needs is a fucking ChatGPT that can order drone...

Google Cloud’s VP for startups on reading your ‘check engine light’ before it’s too late

Google Cloud VP Says Startups Should Watch Their 'Check Engine Light'—As If Those Fuckers Can Even Read Oh look, another goddamn podcast where some C-suite wanker from Google Cloud prattles on about "helping startups" while...

Is your startup’s check engine light on? Google Cloud’s VP explains what to do

Google Cloud's VP States The Fucking Obvious While Your Startup Burns Through Runway Oh look, another goddamn video where a C-level suit from Google Cloud acts like they've discovered fire. This TechCrunch interview features...

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Poland Energy Survives Attack on Wind, Solar Infrastructure

Poland's Grid Tells Renewable Energy Hackers to Piss Off Oh look, another bunch of cyber-wankers thought they'd be clever and have a go at Poland's wind and solar infrastructure. How fucking original. According to the...