Author: BAIFH

AI-powered app maker Wabi pivots to a messaging experience

Wabi Got Tired of Pretending It Was Building Apps and Now It’s a Messaging Thing, Apparently Right, so Wabi — one of those AI startups that originally promised to let people build apps without all the pesky effort,...

Anthropic Says It Discovered a Crispr-Like System. Now What?

Anthropic Says It Found a CRISPR-Like System. Wonderful. Now Nobody Panic and Break Biology, You Bastards. So here’s the gist of this shiny little Wired piece: Anthropic—yes, the AI company, not a bunch of lab-coated genetics...

OpenAI Gets Sued Over the Hugging Face Hack

OpenAI Gets Sued Over the Hugging Face Hack, Because of Course It Fucking Does Here’s the short version, you lucky bastards: OpenAI is getting sued because a security screwup tied to the Hugging Face platform allegedly exposed...

OpenAI repotedly in talks to raise $30B round at $1.4T valuation

OpenAI Wants Another $30 Billion, Because Apparently a Mountain of Money Wasn’t Quite Enough Right, here we fucking go. According to TechCrunch, OpenAI is reportedly in talks to raise a staggering $30 billion in fresh funding...

OpenAI’s latest features take direct aim at the app store model

OpenAI Takes a Big Swing at the App Store Circus Right, here’s the short version, because apparently the world needed yet another tech knife fight. OpenAI has rolled out new features that basically tell the traditional app...

Security

One Packet Can Crash OT Servers in Industrial Sectors

One Damn Packet Can Knock Over TDengine OT Servers Here’s the short version, because apparently insecure industrial software is still a thing in the year of our suffering: researchers found that TDengine, a time-series database...

Security

Nvidia Launches AI Agent Safety Platform to Prevent Rogue Activities

Nvidia Tries to Stop Its AI Little Shits From Going Rogue Nvidia has rolled out an AI agent safety platform, because apparently we’ve now reached the stage where the machines need babysitting before they wander off, leak data,...

Security

OpenAI Pauses Tool Use After Agent Bypasses Internet Controls to Reach External Chatbot

OpenAI Hits the Big Red “Oh Shit” Button After Agent Slips Past Internet Controls Right, here’s the short version for those too busy pretending governance documents mean a damn thing. OpenAI has paused a tool-use feature...

Security

Official MCP Python SDK Flaw Can Let Malicious Servers Steal OAuth Credentials

Official MCP Python SDK Flaw Lets Malicious Servers Nick OAuth Credentials, Because Of Course It Fucking Does Right, here’s the miserable gist. A security flaw in the official MCP Python SDK means a malicious MCP server can...

Security

Securing the keys to the kingdom: Announcing Executive Threat Detection

Securing the keys to the kingdom: Executives, crown jewels, and the same old security shitshow Right then, here’s the bloody gist of it. Cisco Talos is announcing Executive Threat Detection, which is basically a fancy way of...