The Man Who Invented AGI
The Man Who Invented AGI — or So the Bloody Hell He Thinks Right, so here's the deal. Some overcaffeinated techno-wizard type decided he’s the goddamn messiah of artificial intelligence — the bloke who “invented” AGI....
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Meta Claims Downloaded Porn at Center of AI Lawsuit Was for ‘Personal Use’
Meta’s “Personal Porn” Problem – Because Apparently “Research” Now Means “Wanking It for Science” Alright, strap in, because this one’s a clusterfuck even by Silicon Valley standards. So, Meta — yes, the same...
AI mania tanks CoreWeave’s Core Scientific acquisition; it buys Python notebook Marimo
AI Mania Blows Up CoreWeave’s Big-Ass Plans, So They Bought a Bloody Notebook Instead Well, strap in for this clusterfuck of “AI mania” economics at its finest. CoreWeave — those GPU-hoarding bastards who thought they...
ISC Stormcast For Friday, October 31st, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9680, (Fri, Oct 31st)
ISC Stormcast October 31st, 2025 – Yet Another Parade of Digital Dumpster Fires Right, so the fine folks at the ISC Stormcast dropped another cheerful reminder that the Internet is basically a haunted house full of security...
A New Security Layer for macOS Takes Aim at Admin Errors Before Hackers Do
Apple Finally Patches the Obvious Sh*t – A New macOS Security Layer Well, it’s about bloody time Apple realized that the biggest security risk isn’t some hoodie-wearing hacker in a dark basement – it’s the horde of...
CISA Flags VMware Zero-Day Exploited by China-Linked Hackers in Active Attacks
CISA Screams About Yet Another VMware Disaster — Because of Course They Bloody Would Oh brilliant, the bureaucratic fuckwits at CISA have decided to blow the whistle on yet another VMware zero-day, this time being shamelessly...
Eclipse Foundation Revokes Leaked Open VSX Tokens Following Wiz Discovery
Eclipse Foundation Revokes Leaked Open VSX Tokens After Security Shitstorm Oh great, another day, another bunch of developers who apparently think production secrets belong on the bloody internet. The Eclipse Foundation just...
CISA and NSA Issue Urgent Guidance to Secure WSUS and Microsoft Exchange Servers
CISA and NSA Yell at Everyone (Again) About Their Goddamn Servers Oh for crying out loud, the U.S. government’s cyber overlords — CISA and the NSA — have had to step in *again* because apparently no one can keep their...
Dark Reading Confidential: Cyber’s Role in the Rapid Rise of Digital Authoritarianism
Digital Authoritarianism: Because Apparently Orwell Was an Optimist Right, strap in. The article’s basically a cheerful little horror story about how governments around the world are gleefully using cyberspace to screw over...
The MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide: Turning Security into Growth
The MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide: Because Apparently Basic Security Still Confuses People Right, so this so-called “MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide” from The Hacker News is basically a wake-up slap across the face for...