Author: BAIFH

Scan OpenClaw agent skills for security vulnerabilities with the Cisco AI Skill Scanner

Cisco’s AI Skill Scanner – Because Apparently We Needed Yet Another Bloody Thing to Scan Stuff So apparently Cisco’s been busy playing with their shiny new toy called the AI Skill Scanner for this thing called the OpenClaw...

Password guessing without AI: How attackers build targeted wordlists

Password Guessing Without AI — Because Apparently, Humans Are Their Own Worst Fucking Enemies Right, so here’s the latest parade of digital idiocy: some clever bastards out there are showing that you don’t even need...

Hackers breach SmarterTools network using flaw in its own software

Hackers Breach SmarterTools Using Its Own Bloody Software Flaw Oh, for fuck’s sake. You’d think a company that *makes* software wouldn’t trip over its own digital dick and fall face-first into a security breach, but here we...

Hackers exploit SolarWinds WHD flaws to deploy DFIR tool in attacks

SolarWinds Gets Kicked in the Digital Balls Again Oh, for fuck’s sake, SolarWinds is in the headlines AGAIN. Because apparently learning from the flaming dumpster fire of the last SolarWinds fiasco is just too goddamn hard....

From Svedka to Anthropic, brands make bold plays with AI in Super Bowl ads

AI Invades the Super Bowl: Because Apparently We Needed More Fake Crap During the Ads Oh, brilliant. The world’s biggest sports-and-snack-fest just got doused in digital diarrhea, as brands from booze peddlers to AI overlords...

Okay, I’m slightly less mad about that ‘Magnificent Ambersons’ AI project

Okay, So I’m Slightly Less Ready to Torch the ‘Magnificent Ambersons’ AI Project Right, so some bright-eyed, silicon-souled maniacs decided it was a brilliant idea to “recreate” Orson Welles’ butchered masterpiece The...

Crypto.com places $70M bet on AI.com domain ahead of Super Bowl

Crypto.com Blows $70M on AI.com Because Apparently Money Is Just Confetti Now Oh great, Crypto.com is at it again — throwing around stupid amounts of cash like a drunken crypto bro at a 2017 ICO party. This time? Those geniuses...

Security

OpenClaw Integrates VirusTotal Scanning to Detect Malicious ClawHub Skills

OpenClaw Finally Grows a Brain and Integrates VirusTotal Scanning Well, here we bloody go again—another “security breakthrough” where some overcaffeinated devs finally realize that malware exists. OpenClaw, the platform...

New tool blocks imposter attacks disguised as safe commands

New Fancy-Ass Tool Promises To Stop Dumbass Command Impostors Oh look, another day, another pack of digital snake oil to supposedly "fix" what some half-baked idiot broke in the first place. Apparently, some clever bastards came...

Benchmark raises $225M in special funds to double down on Cerebras

Benchmark Throws $225M at Cerebras Because Apparently Money Grows on Silicon So Benchmark — yeah, those venture capital overlords who love dropping fat stacks on shiny tech dreams — just coughed up a whopping $225 million in...